I Don’t Know How To Pronounce My Last Name

As a result, neither do you

For most of my life, I haven’t been sure how to pronounce my last name.

I know! A common problem! Who really does know how to pronounce their name? Well, everyone. Except, as it turned out, my own parents. Their last name (technically my father’s last name, which became my mother’s last name) was Daum, which was…